Frasier: This damned headache. I've had it all day. I can't seem to shake it.
Cliff: Oh, you know, those dilated veins there will just add to your discomfort there, Doc. On the other hand, there is a possibility that what you have is not a headache at all but rather an earwig that's crawled into your auditory canal while you were asleep and who is at this very moment, uh, chewing its way through your cerebral cortex.