Quote from John Allen Hill in Head Over Hill
John: Sa-am, we have a problem. Sam: You know, I got to be honest with you, John. The way you pronounce my name really bugs me. John: How would you like me to pronounce it? Sam: Sam, just Sam. You try it. John: Sa-am... Sam: All right, John, uh... What would you say if you were going to order a ham sandwich? John: I don't eat ha-am.