Rebecca: Can you believe this? I'm not even pregnant, yet he is insisting that the child have his last name. Just give me one good reason why its last name can't be Howe.
Sam: How about this? Howe's a stupid name.
Rebecca: Excuse me?
Sam: Come on. It's not even a name. It's more of a, of a question. Rebecca Howe. Rebecca why. Rebecca who, what, where.
Rebecca: You know, I can make fun of your name, too. Oh, yeah? Malone. Malone. Oh, all right, I'm not very good at it yet.
Sam: Oh, really? Howe surprising. Howe remarkable.