Quote from Norm in Home Malone
Kelly: I don't even know how to get a job. Norm: Kelly, come over here, here. Want ads. Okay? Plenty of jobs in there. If you can't find anything there, call an employment agency. Plenty of places to get a job. Cliff: Hey, you know, Norm, for a guy who's unemployed, you certainly know a lot about getting work. Norm: Well, Cliff, I know a lot about water, too, but you don't see me drinking it.