Quote from Sam in I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face
Sam: Okay! I've got the tool box here. I'm gonna get Rebecca out of that office right now. Rebecca! I've got a screwdriver here! I'm gonna take that doorknob off and I'm gonna open the door here. Rebecca, I got a Phillips head by mistake, but I'm gonna... I'm putting that down and I'm picking up a flathead, and then I'm gonna take that doorknob off. Rebecca, I don't have a flathead, but I have one of those putty things and I'm gonna put it... Damn! Okay, Rebecca, I just punctured my thumb with that, uh... putty thing and I'm gonna go get a tetanus shot, then I'm coming back here and taking that doorknob off. Rebecca: [comes out] Here's a Band-Aid.