Quote from Carla in I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face
Carla: How am I supposed to make a drink around here? We're out of gin, vermouth, cherries and lime juice. We gotta get into that storeroom. Woody: We can't. Sam said to substitute. Carla: Okay. Here you go. Paul: What the hell is this? Carla: It's clam juice. Paul: I wanted a martini. Carla: I wanted to be Princess Carla of Monaco. Drink it!