Woody: You won't believe this. I just found out that on cable TV, they have this channel where they show you stuff and you can buy it any hour of the day, any day of the week. How did we live before?
Cliff: Yeah, yeah. Home Shopping Channel. Ma loves it, she's always watching it. She's always saying, "If I had a rich son, he'd buy me this, If I had a rich son, he'd buy me that." Who do you think bought her the TV in the first place?
Norm: You, Cliffie?
Cliff: No, but if I find the guy, I'm gonna shove that clicker down his throat.