Sam: Listen, I wouldn't say you were good if you weren't. Maybe I just, you know, wasn't too enthusiastic this morning because my feelings were hurt. I mean, the minute he comes in here, you act as if nothing happened.
Rebecca: No, no, no. Sam, that doesn't wash. You have been after me for three years. And you finally got me. I mean, if I was even adequate, I know that you would have run out there and told every bozo in the bar.
Sam: You don't think I wasn't dying to do that? It was making me crazy. It's just that I thought that I'd be betraying our friendship. I never really had a friend before.
Rebecca: You have lots of friends.
Sam: No, no, I never "had" a friend before.