Woody: So, what were you complaining about, Ms. Howe?
Rebecca: Thank you for asking, Woody. Last month, I purchased a Lady Baldy.
Norm: A what?
Rebecca: It's this electronic device for women and it's used to pull leg hairs out by the roots. I am telling you, this monster chewed my legs to bits. You know, and Consumer Patrol's had a lot of reports from other women about the exact same thing, but they chose me to appear on television.
Lilith: You must have written a very eloquent letter.
Rebecca: Yes, I think I did. Also, I took a piece of stationery and smacked it against my bloody, mangled legs and sent them that, too.