Quote from Sam in Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh
Norm: What the hell? Sam: Guys, we're talking about my hair here. Cliff: Oh, yeah. So? Sam: Without my hair, I'd be just... Just one of you guys. Norm: Pardon me, Sammy, if that fails to bring a tear to my eye! Sam: Fellas, I tried to do it, but I swear to God, man, I love my hair.