Woody: You know, Sam, I had this Cousin Skeeter who was in the Army a bunch of years ago. Well, he never saw any action, although he did blow off his thumb in a mortar accident. Big show-off. Anyway, he was going out with this girl, and she went to the Kiwanis dance with this other guy, Kaird Danielson. I saw them kissing and hugging behind the propane tanks. I was pretty much in the same spot you're in now.
Sam: What did you do?
Woody: Nothing, I'm waiting to hear what you do.