Quote from Norm in What Is... Cliff Clavin?
Norm: Sammy, any sign of the book down there? Sam: No. Are you sure that, you know, one of you guys didn't like just pick it up and browse through it? I'm not going to be mad. Norm: Come on, Sam. Trusting the book with us? That's like trusting the H-bomb with a pack of spider monkeys.