Cliff: Sammy, say, you shouldn't be so surprised. You know, women really can't resist a thick crop of jaw hair. It goes back to, uh... It goes back to Androcles.
Norm: Wait a second. Wasn't Androcles the guy who pulled the thorn out of the lion's paw?
Cliff: That's what he told his wife when she found the scratches on his back, huh? I'm telling you, guys... Babes and beards.
Carla: Yeah? If beards are such a babe magnet, why don't you have one?
Cliff: Well, as a matter of fact, Carla, in my family's history, I'm the first Clavin to go without a beard.
Carla: You're the first Clavin to go without a tail.
Cliff: You know, Carla... you know, one day without giving the old Norelco a face ride, this chin would outshine Sammy's.