Rebecca: Sam, why do I always have to learn everything from the newspaper? Look at this column.
Sam: "On this day in Boston's history." Yeah? So? I mean, they run this column every day. It tells what happened 10 years ago, 50 years ago. What are we looking for, the last time you had sex?
Carla: No, no, no. This only goes back a hundred years.
Rebecca: Why are you all so interested in my sex life?
Sam: Well, somebody has to be.