Rebecca: You're in early tonight, Frasier.
Frasier: Yes, I'm meeting a former colleague, Dr. Lawrence Crandell, for a pre-dinner drink. He's in town on a book tour.
Sam: Oh, yeah? He's a writer, huh?
Frasier: Ooh, I should say so. He's written a raging best seller. You know, if I wasn't so thoroughly happy in my own life, I might even stoop to being just a bit envious of a former colleague who's now so widely successful. Well, that is if you measure success by dollars and cents, popularity, personal fame. I'm happy for him.
Sam: What's the book about?
Frasier: Who gives a damn?