Woody: No, no, no. You guys are way off base. I didn't think Mr. Gaines liked me either, but he just invited me to Kelly's birthday party.
Norm: Ooh, well, that's great.
Carla: Well, you know, you're going to have to get her a present, Wood.
Woody: I know, Carla. I'm prepared for this. And I'm not just giving her any present, but the gift that makes us all a little bit happier to be alive. The gift of laughter. [Sam & Norm chuckle]
Norm: How, uh, how so, Wood?
Woody: I'm giving her The Really Big Book of Dutch Humor. [laughter] See, it works.
Carla: Woody, you know, everybody at the party is going to be richer than God. If you walk in there and show them a stupid book full of tulip jokes, they're going to laugh in your face.
Woody: That's kind of the idea, Carla.