Kelly: Thanks again for a wonderful evening, Woody. You introduced me to a whole new world.
Woody: Yeah, it's hard to believe a girl like you has never been to a monster truck and tractor pull before.
Norm: Oh, Woody! On the first date! How you going to top that, buddy?
Woody: Well, there's no need to top it. It's a one-shot deal.
Norm: Wh- What do you mean? What?
Woody: I mean, the only reason she went out with me was to make a point with her boyfriend.
Cliff: Wait, wait, wait, how do you know that?
Woody: 'Cause she told me. I mean, it only seems fair. The only reason I went out with her was to get revenge at her boyfriend. At least that's what I told her.
Norm: Woody, that is beautiful. That's the kind of honesty that's going to keep you out of marriage.