Quote from Cliff in How to Win Friends and Electrocute People
Sam: So when are you going in? It's tomorrow. Cliff: Now, look, I want you guys to promise me, you know, if I don't pull through this thing, you know, there'll be no big, emotional scenes, no eulogies, just a small memorial service where you guys sit around and tell the funniest stories about me. Norm: Okay, I got dibs on this one.