Quote from Woody in How to Win Friends and Electrocute People
Sam: What, what are you, what are you talking about? Well, it took a lot of expensive and complicated tests, Sammy, but they finally found out what that pain was in my abdomen. The experts call it appendicitis. [all chuckling] Norm: Woo, Cliffie, come on. Now, that's a simple you know, I had it when I was a kid. There's nothing to it. Woody: I actually liked having my appendix out. My parents told me I could have all the ice cream I wanted. Sam: No, Woody, I think you're talking about tonsils. Woody: Well, it was a long time ago, Sam, but I'm pretty sure it was ice cream.