Quote from Woody in One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape
Carla: Oh, Sammy, tell me it isn't true.
Sam: Carla, come on. It's not true.
Carla: I knew that. You're a lousy actor. I'm pretty good though, huh?
Woody: Well, actually, Carla, as a student of the theater, I have to correct you. What you were doing there is not called acting. It's called improvising.
Carla: Shut up, Woody.
Woody: Now, that would be directing.