Rebecca: Come in.
Carla: [babies crying] Mind if I use your office?
Rebecca: Again?
Carla: Hey, you think I like having to do this? You know how hard it is to breast-feed twins? I haven't had my bra off and on this much since junior high. Hey. Maybe you could help.
Rebecca: What do you mean "help"?
Carla: Well, you got a decent set of ducts. Maybe I could use you as a decoy. You see? While I'm pumping one kid, the other one's attached to you.
Rebecca: Are you serious?
Carla: Sure! It'll shut 'em up. So they won't get milk. Life is hard.