Quote from Sam in Yacht of Fools
Sam: Well, let's see here. What little mermaid would like me to scale her tail this weekend? Woody: What, you're not taking Miss Howe? Sam: No, I thought I'd have fun instead. I'm tired of barking up that tree. Woody: I thought Mr. Drake told you to take her. Sam: Well, I'll just, uh, tell him we broke up, or something. Besides... [clears throat] I got this, uh, gorgeous dental hygienist that I've been trying to impress, and flossing every day just isn't doing it. [Woody chuckles] She'll love this yacht thing. She's, uh, into money in a big way. Frasier: It's amazing how superficial some people can be, isn't it? Sam: Oh, tell me about it. Good thing for her she's got a great set of hooters.