Quote from Woody in And God Created Woodman
Norm: All right, order me a size 11. Cliff: Normie, Normie, Normie, these are not your assembly line clodhoppers. These are precisely machine-measured. Norm: How do I do it then? Cliff: Just trace your tootsies on a cocktail napkin over here, fellas, all right? Woody: I'll tell you. This brings back memories of my dad when I was a kid. Frasier: Did you all always used to order your shoes through the mail? Woody: No, he was always getting taken by some huckster.