Quote from Sam in My Fair Clavin
Sam: Uh, excuse me. You know, I have to apologize. I feel like this is my fault. Rebecca: What are you talking about? Sam: Well, obviously you started smoking again because you got some sort of pent up sexual frustration going on. And I don't think we have to tell each other who's responsible for that, now do we? [Rebecca blows smoke in Sam's face] Oh. Hey. Come on, I'm just trying to help here, you know? You know what you ought to do, you ought to come on over to Dr. Sammy's Stop Smoking Center. Today's special is a free chest exam. Woody: Sam, is this one of those two-week programs with a simple two-day follow-up?