Rebecca: What am I going to do?
Sam: Well, just wait. Uh... Well, all right, I'll- l'll go out there and I'll tell him, uh, that you were bombed and that it didn't mean anything.
Rebecca: Terrific. Wonderful image. A girl goes to a party and gets hammered, then turns promiscuous.
Sam: Well, all right, all right, uh I'll- l'll tell him that, uh, that you were trying to make me jealous 'cause you're crazy in love with me. That's...
Rebecca: Let me see. My choices are I'm a boozy slut or a complete idiot.
Sam: I'd go with the idiot.
Rebecca: I already did.