Rebecca: What makes me think this belongs to you?
Sam: [gasps] My jasmine scented oriental massage oil. Oh, God. God, I thought I'd lost this.
Rebecca: I found it wedged underneath the couch cushions in my office.
Sam: Ah.
Rebecca: I don't think I want to know how it got there.
Woody: I'm kind of curious.
Sam: Tell you what. Why don't you, uh, put that back where you found it, and that way, we'll know where it is when we need it.
Rebecca: When hell freezes over.
Sam: Well, that's perfect, 'cause this stuff heats up when you rub it in.