Norm: Men, you are looking at one sharp bargainer. Not only did I get Carla and Eddie eight sterling-silver place settings, but I also got Bruce to throw in matching weenie tongs and lemon zester.
Sam: That's great, man, except the wedding's been called off.
Norm: Ah. So what happened? Eddie freaked out about being a father?
Sam: No. Eddie's mom met Carla.
Norm: Hate at first sight.
Sam: Yeah, how'd you know?
Norm: Well, that's the "law" part of "mother-in-law," see.