[on TV:]
Sam: I think the Red Sox are making a big mistake trading away young players for veterans who can only help them for a season or two. Don't you agree, Little Sam?
Little Sam: No, I think you're full of hooey. If I paid five bucks to get in the ballpark, I want to see them win now.
Sam: Oh, what do you know? Your head's wooden.
Little Sam: Well, your lips are moving.
[in Cheers:]
Rebecca: If either of them mentions the bar, I'm suing.