Frasier: Hello, I'm Dr. Frasier Crane. Perhaps you've heard of me.
Sumner: Not till this moment.
Frasier: Well, it just so happens that I was once engaged to Diane, too.
Sumner: Ah. Is there anyone in this bar you haven't been engaged to?
Frasier: Well, I believe the floor is now open to nominations for "pompous ass of the year" award.