Sam: Look, look, how much longer do we have to do this?
Diane: Oh, the children are loving it.
Sam: Yeah, well, can I at least take this beard off?
Diane: No, no, no, no. Now, we don't want to spoil their illusions.
Sam: Don't you think the fact that Santa's here in mid-May sweating bullets is making 'em a little suspicious already?