Quote from Woody in Simon Says
Frasier: Yes, of course, the marriage counselor. We were students together when I was a Rhodes Scholar. Woody: Wow, you were a roads scholar? Tell me this: how come the stuff they fill in the potholes with is darker than the rest of the road? Frasier: I don't know, Woody. I missed that day. Woody: And now it's come back to haunt you.