Carla: So, you and Diane have this thing Wednesday night, huh? Well, why don't you just come out and say it? You don't want to spend an evening alone with my kids.
Sam & Diane: [in unison] We don't want to spend an evening alone with your kids.
Carla: Neither do l. But what choice do I have?
Diane: Well, Carla, I think Cliff might be interested in watching them.
Carla: Hey, hey, what are you doing Wednesday night?
Al: Pumping iron.
Carla: Okay, Cliff, you're up. Be at my house Wednesday at 6:00. But remember, you asked for it.