Diane: Um, that was a Buddhist monastery called The Glade. I've been hoping to go on retreat there, and guess what? They have a vacancy.
Sam: Oh, great! Yeah, I heard all the monks went to Fort Lauderdale this year.
Diane: No, Sam, it's not a resort. It's a contemplative retreat where people go as a means of purifying their souls. For two weeks, you're isolated from others to commune with yourself. You are provided with a small room. You're fed pure, toxin-free foods. Oh, oh, wait, wait. And they have the biggest Buddha east of the Mississippi.
Sam: Ooh! Man! Boy, he is a bruiser, isn't he?
Sam: Well, it's not exactly Vegas, but, uh, all right, I'll give it a try. Wh- Wh- What should I bring?
Diane: Oh. No, Sam I'm going alone. Only in my solitude can I discover who we are.