Carla: This is great. Nick is gonna cast a love spell on Miss Goody Two Shoes, and I get to watch.
Nick Tortelli: Actually, I'm not gonna make my romantic approach tonight. It's getting too late for that. Ah, yes, goodness look at the time. [swings a pocket watch in front of Diane] Time. Time to lay back. Time to forget your inhibitions.
Carla: This is diabolical.
Nick Tortelli: From this day forward, there will be nobody for you but me. You will fall hopelessly in love and follow me to the ends of the earth. Oh, yeah and bring a six-pack. [exits]
Diane: God, the man is insane to think that anyone would be gullible enough to fall for that idiotic nonsense.
[Woody walks after Nick with a six pack of beer]