Cliff: What's the matter there, Normie? You look a little, uh, down in the mouth, huh?
Norm: I don't know, Cliff. There's something missing from my life, I think. I mean, sure, I got, you know, the nice wife, uh, career, a house, but I guess I'm talking about that spiritual something that can kind of give it all meaning, you know? Enable me to be at peace with myself and the world.
Cliff: Uh, The Miss Teeny Bikini Beauty Pageant's on tonight.
Norm: Well, that ought to do it.