Sam: You know, I bet I could, uh, send a poem to that magazine and get the same letter back that you did.
Diane: Oh, Sam, you don't want to write a poem. Poetry is very, very difficult.
Sam: What's the big deal? All you got to do is rhyme.
Diane: Most great modern poetry doesn't necessarily have to rhyme.
Sam: Well, that's even easier, isn't it?