Diane: Sam, I've decided to break off my relationship with Chad.
Sam: Who?
Diane: What an actor you are. You know, if you hadn't chosen bartending, you could well have had a career in the theater.
Sam: Or as a model.
Diane: Anyway, you needn't continue this charade of nonchalance. I'm ending my affaire de coeur because I can sense how it's secretly gnawing away at you.
Sam: Okay. All right. I'm glad. All I've been able to think about is you and Chad. In your apartment. In his car. On the stairs. Doing things even we never did. I mean, I can't eat, I can't sleep.
Diane: Oh, Sam. Really?
Sam: Gee, maybe I could have been an actor.
Diane: Oh!