Cliff: I guess I just forgot how much Ma means to me. Yeah, I'll have the party for her sake. It'll just have to be the economy version. You know, no frills.
Sam: Well, if it'll help out, we'll close the bar early, and you can have it here.
Cliff: Why, thank you, Samuel. That's very nice of you. Hey! Hey, wait a second. Who knows, when Fitz sees what a nice guy I am, maybe he'll, uh, remember me in his will.
Carla: Yeah. "To the idiot son of my new wife, I leave squat."