Frasier: Woody, whisky neat.
Diane: Frasier, what are you doing here? I thought you had a date tonight.
Frasier: I did, but when I showed up, she was in the middle of a shower.
Diane: Well, couldn't you wait?
Frasier: It was her bridal shower. Next time I make a date two months in advance, I'll call to confirm.