Woody: Uh, Miss Chambers, can I ask you something? You're a girl, right?
Diane: Well, I'm a woman.
Woody: Well, that's close enough. You see, in about five minutes I'm going out on my first date with a city girl, and I'm really nervous about it. You know, I'm afraid I might get tongue-tied and make a fool of myself. [quietly] I don't want that to get in the way of me picking up the babes.
Diane: Et tu, Woody? After only a few months here at Cheers, you're starting to talk like the other reprobates.
Woody: Well, thanks, Miss Chambers, but, you know... That's not enough. I wanna be smooth with the ladies like Sam.