Sam: I'm sorry. It's just this stupid hernia thing's getting me feeling my age.
Carla: What are you talking about? Would you stop that? Sam Malone never ages. It's one of life's great truths. Let me tell you something, Sammy. When you're 87, you'll still be a hunk to me. Of course, I'll be senile and blind.
Sam: And pregnant.
Carla: Yeah, probably.
Sam: I'll look you up.
Carla: You better.