Cliff: [sings] The farmer in the dell The farmer in the dell [talks] Hey, everybody, howdy-doody. Guess what I got in the bag.
Carla: What's left of your mind?
Cliff: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce a turnip that needs no introduction: Miss June Lockhart. Hey, look here. Yeah, you put a little makeup on her. Shampoo and set her root hairs. Finish her off with a delicate strand of pearls... Is it me or is this getting a little weird?
Carla: You passed weird six months ago.
Norm: Now you're boldly going where no man has gone before.
Cliff: Boy, I guess it's true what they say, huh? It's a fine line between gardening and madness.