Norm: There's an easy way to figure out what this guy's up to. Somebody just go ask him.
Woody: Oh, let me. All right. I'm from the Midwest, and we have kind of a down-home charm... [jumps over the bar]... that makes people kind of open up to us. Howdy. I'm Woody Boyd from Hanover, lndiana. That's the place mat capitol of the world. My mother's name's Margaret and my father's name's Edgel. My favorite color is blue and I've saved all my baby teeth. How about you?
Irving: Go away.
Sam: What'd you find out?
Woody: I've lived kind of a dull life.