Bob: Now, come on, all you baseball fans out there. I'm sure one of you wanna make a bid on this priceless piece of baseball memorabilia donated by ex-Red Sox star Sam Maloney.
Diane: That's "Malone."
Bob: Oh, yes. Thank you for that. Perhaps we should meet some of our volunteers now. And what is your name, miss?
Diane: Diane Chambers. I was just giggling with one of our callers over a joke that I'd love to share with you, Bob.
Bob: Well, please.
Diane: How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Bob: How many?
Diane: The fish. [laughs] I guess Surrealistic humor isn't your cup of fur. [laughs]