Cliff: Well, at least some of us looked good out there, huh?
Alan: Yeah, Cliff, the less of your face showing, the better.
Diane: Oh, listen to yourselves. You're letting a minor setback in some trivial competition ruin what is an otherwise lovely day. Forget it, Sam.
Sam: You just don't get it, do you? It's not just that the guys from Gary's beat us at basketball, volleyball, darts and every other sport known to mankind. It's more than that. I'm a jock. This is a jock bar, but if we keep losing, all the jocks are gonna say, "Hey, Cheers is for losers. Let's go drink over at Gary's."
Diane: Oh, they'll never say that. They'll say, "Me no like Cheers. Let's go to Gary's."