Quote from Norm in Birth, Death, Love and Rice
Cliff: Hey, Norman. You seem pretty chipper today. A few notches up from your usual abysmal. Norm: Well, thank you, Cliffie. That's because I have a little bit of good news here. Cliff: What's that? Norm: Well, you know how I've been trying to get Vera pregnant? Congratulate me. Sam: Hey! Cliff: Have a cigar. Sam: Whoa. Well, I think this calls for some champagne here. Norm: Well, thank you, Sam. Sam: What sex do you want it to be? Norm: Sex? Come on, I thought you just asked for the vintage. You know? Wait, wait. I see your mistake. Vera's not with child. She just told me I didn't have to try to get her pregnant anymore. Let's celebrate! Come on! Party!