Cliff: There's a lovely young thing, huh? Perhaps I should just go and make my move.
Carla: Yeah, go ahead and faint.
Cliff: Yeah, all right. Ha, ha, ha. Look, some of you people have gotten the impression that I'm a little inexperienced in the ways of love. How many women do I have to conquer to forever lay to rest this misconception, huh?
Steve: One.
Cliff: All right. All right. I wasn't going do this, but look what I got in the mail this morning. Normie, what does that say?
Norm: "Inflatable Surprises Catalog."
Cliff: Yeah, well, my mother sent away for it. She likes to play tricks on the cat.