Sam: Whoa, this has to be a joke, doesn't it?
Tom: Hey, why don't you let an attorney take a look at that, huh, Sam?
Cliff: Do you know of one, or did you finally pass the Massachusetts bar exam with the rarely- used pity clause?
Tom: You know, when I pass my bar exam, Cliff, you're going to eat your words.
Cliff: Yeah, if I got any teeth left.
All right, what do you think there, Mr. Witless for the prosecution?
Tom: Well, it appears you and Eddy Gordon signed an agreement which may or may not be binding.
Cliff: Oh, hey, Tom, knock off the legalese, will you? Talk to us in a language we can understand here.