Sam: Uh, hey, listen, this was obviously a joke, Eddie.
Norm: Come on, I'm no expert, but I know a little bit about the law and this sounds like a crock, pal. No way you'll never own this bar.
Eddie: Well, when I take over, I'm thinking of serving free chicken wings.
Norm: Sorry, Sam, the law's the law. What do you say to those little meatballs. You know, get a Sterno flame...
Sam: You know, I don't want you to take this personally, Eddie, but as a drinking partner, you stink!
Eddie: Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, Sam. Look, I'll see you tomorrow at midnight, when the bar becomes mine.
Cliff: Have you thought about serving those little crab puffs? They're very popular.
Norm: Melville's has a recipe with mustard sauce.