Quote from Sam in The Mail Goes to Jail
Sam: Diane, I can't get to you. The opening of the air duct is too small. Diane: [o.s.] Oh, Coach, call the furnace man, please, and tell him it's an emergency. Coach: I already called him again, honey, this evening. He said he might not make it at all. Diane: [o.s.] Sam, do something. Sam: I will, sweetheart. I know somebody else I can call. But listen. I mean this. If you say the word, I will rip this floor up to get you out of there. Diane: [o.s.] Oh, do it, Sam, please. Sam: That's not the word. [laughs] Diane: [o.s.] Swine. Sam: No, no, you're getting colder.